today I tried the “traditional” flavor which I assume “traditional” is a relative term used in this case, in comparison to the other kombucha flavors. it really tastes like day old cheap champaign with what looks like brown gelatin pieces floating like a special . overall, I feel really good today, full of energy and in good spirits. on the flip side, I don’t usually feel any worse so, it’s difficult to pin that on the kombucha. I did however develop a curious eye twitch this morning that has come back this afternoon in a really annoying way. maybe it could be caused by the kombucha? if so, “you suck, kombucha!” if not, “you suck, eye!”
here’s my diet for today (I never learn). breakfast: 16ozs coffee, a few bites of peanut butter/strawberry jelly on toast, side of bacon, fruit cup. lunch: a big ass cheeseburger w/swiss cheese/bacon/fried onions/raw baby spinach, curly fries and 8ozs “traditional” kombucha. afternoon snack: I was good, only multi-v vitamin water. dinner(?): probably something with bacon cause its in the fridge and its about to go bad.
overall, still no obvious affects from the kombucha. I’ll continue this for one more week. if I don’t feel like I’m fourteen years old or my grey hairs don’t durn black by next friday, im quittin this bogus shit! im starting to feel like the internet’s a liar! how many more of these “journal” entries can I write without any awesome results to report? not many, I’m gonna get bored. I suppose, if no results by next friday, I could always drink a shit ton of kombucha each day risking overdose. that might make for some interesting facts to document. I just want to be able to make a graph or pie chart*, is that too much to ask?
*foot note – think “young poisoner’s handbook”. only, this is kind of a self inflicted experiment. [sigh.]